WBKR Saturday gal Barb Birgy and her husband Chris are gearing up for a garage sale.  Well, kind of.  They have put a bunch of stuff they don't want anymore in the garage and have invited their friends to come over and rummage through it.  You won't believe some of the stuff we found!

I mean, really?

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Yes!  This woman actually owns the autobiography of Marcia Brady.  Well, she owned it.  She's actually thrown into a garage sale box hoping that someone will buy it.  Sure won't be Jan!  But you think that's bad . . .

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Yep!  She has Meatloaf's To Hell and Back!  And she was begging me to buy it for a dollar.  Barb, I truly love you.  And I really would do anything for love . . . but I won't do that!

Now, check this out!

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I love cookbooks.  But I forgot that Barb doesn't cook.  She had one book that should have been called 50 Fantastic Chicken Dinners for Idiots.  The book was so dumbed down it was unbelievable.  There were basically stick figure drawings next to every step in the directions of how to prepare every dish.

Now, Barb LOVES Nascar, but THIS is insane!

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I don't so much mind the Tony Stewart book, but the Tony Stewart #20 Birdhouse????????

But look at this Republican hot mess.

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The Laura Bush book is fine.  But the George W. Bush doll that says "Try Me"??  Barb!  What on Earth??

And it's only appropriate to end our tour of Barb's random garage sale items with this . . .

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Barb also loves her some country music.  Well, I guess she does.  She took the Pasty Cline book and the Randy Travis books and tossed 'em in her bargain bin!

I actually did spend $40 at Barb's.  We snagged some really cool candlesticks, a blanket, some DVD's, a hat box and some vintage tennis rackets.  But the really cool part about it- she's giving half of what she makes in her garage sale to SPARKY!  So this was truly win, win.  Well, actually win, win, win, win.  Barb won, Sparky won, my house won, and I got a blog!

**All photos are courtesy of fellow garage sale shopper Kevin Bowlds, who could not be bothered.

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