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Do you Like Mayonaise or Steak? – Kizzy’s Kommentary

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I’m tired of all this basketball talk… let’s talk about some football…

….well, usually pig skins make Kizzy really happy but Mundry, the pig skin made Miss Kizzy very mad. I don’t know if ya’ll hat hurt… Petyon Mayonaise is moving to Denvre….Lawd, that means I would have to spend two days on a Greyhound bus to see him… uh…no and Thank you…
The extry point is no good….there’s a flag on the play…. 5 yurd penalty….

I am sad on two counts:
1. Upset that Peyton Mayonaise is leaving the Colts… I can’t go there, altitude does not agree with my hair.. been there, done that…looks like I have a possum playing dead on my head…

2. Poor Little Tim Tbone… My little marinated Tbone steak…what he gone do? I would like to announce that I’m offering my shoulders for him to lean on… now you know i have vurry broad shouldrees… simply because I choose to wear my vintage jacket from my favorite Saint Store… St. Vincent of the Paul….yes…it has the original shoulder pads cerca 1984… I look like I just left brunch with Joan Collins from Dynasty… yes i do…  she always calling me trying to borrow it… and you know she don’t wear my size…. that’s beside the point… point is… little Tbone gonna need somewhere to cry and I am going to just offer up my bossom… let’s be real, my breasticles are larger than my shoulders and he’s gonna be crying A LOT…. poor boo boo…come here and cry on Miss Kizzy breasticles….

In closing i’m gone to get me a large bag of Pig skins today… I aint mad…gonna go to the DOOOOOWWN SEEETTT…HUCKS and also get me a 137oz cola….mmmmm…I pray for peton mayonaise cause you know mayo don’t freeze well…I’m here to tell you…your potato salad won’t taste the same… it just wont….
And I pray for my Tbone steak, I hope he finds his way to Owensboro….where team Kizzy will be waiting… with open arms… well, an open bag of pig skins anyway.

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