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J. P.’s Grand Slam for Kimberly

Texas Ranger J.P. Arencibia, who is Kimberly Perry’s fiance, creamed a baseball yesterday out of the park for a grand slam home run. That’s good for him. He needs to make the 25-man roster before spring training ends lest he either be released or sent to the minors. I fantasized about call Kimberly to see what she thought of her man’s prowess.  In my dream here’s what she said:

“He knocked the hip out of that heart”!

“After one he was done”.

“He hit that like a Postcard to Paris, TX”

“He buried that ball in satin”

“That ball’s basking in the sunshine on my porch”.

“He tied that ball in a knot like a hangman’s noose”.

“It tripped on clouds, it got so high”.

“He took the keys to that ball and drove it to Dallas and back”.

 

 

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