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Moon’s Yanks Are In The Tank!

Those Sloppy Yankees! (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)

It was a rough weekend for Moon’s New York Yankees!  They were swept by the Boston Red Sox in the Bronx for the first time since way back in 2004 (the same year the Red Sox won the World Series)!!!  And, adding insult to injury and more salt to the open, bleeding wound, the Yankees have now lost 5 straight and 8 of their last 10 games!  They’ve even surrendered first place in the American League East, where they now trail Tampa Bay by 2 games!  Yep!  The Yanks are in the tank!  But, instead of giving Moon a shoulder to cry on this morning, our buddy Jarrod Ratliff decided to rub it in . . . with some hilarious jokes about Moon’s beloved New York Yankees!

Joke #1-  The Post Office recalled their latest special edition stamps!  They had the New York Yankees on them and people didn’t know which side of the stamp to spit on!

Joke #2-  What does your average New York Yankee fan get on an I.Q. test?  (Answer-  Drool!)

Dude! You Lost 5 Straight! (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

Joke #3-  What do Michael Jackson and Alex Rodriguez have in common?  (Answer-  They both wear a glove for no reason!)

Joke #4-  What has 400 feet and 3 teeth?  (Answer-  The first row of fans at Yankee Stadium)

Joke #5-  What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and a mosquito?  (Answer-  A mosquito stops sucking!)

Hilarious, Jarrod!  Truly!!!  HIGH FIVE!!

They Obviously Don't Know They Suck! (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)

He also included one more joke that I can’t post on the web.  If you want to hear it badly enough, you can shoot me an email and I’ll send it you.  You must be at least 18-years-old.  Oh, wait.  Check that!  Let’s make it 21!  LOL!

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