j.p. arencibia

Kimberly Perry's fiance J.P. Arencibia, Major League Baseball player for the Texas Rangers, was sent down to Triple A Round Rock (Texas) today. That pretty well cinches he won't be playing in the All-Star game. The All-Star game will be played July 15th in Minneapolis. Now, let's take a look at The Band Perry Schedule.

Looks like his gal, Kimberly Perry, may not have to worry about those long trips across customs into the frozen tundra.  Looks like she won't have to worry about buying Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher's house.  Looks like she won't have to ward off advances from older men like Rob Ford, the Mayor of Toronto. Or, the guy on the right.