Things That Make Moon Want to Eat Nails

There are many things in life that agitate, annoy, bug, anger me.  I have decided -- from time to time as the mood strikes -- to share these with you, because you deserve it.

My first rant is shopping carts left in the parking lot.

Yes, some lazy lout left the cart for the rest of us to contend with. It could roll into the drive, bump a car or worse yet need to be rescued by a missing carts organization. Someday, after I retire, I will volunteer my services to be a cart guard at Walmart!

And, friends, loved ones and other members of 'BKR Nation, look how close the rack is!!

ARRRRRRGGGGG!