Weirdo Wednesday – The Man Who Hasn’t Showered in 12 Years

So there is someone on the planet that has not showered in twelve years.  TWELVE YEARS.  I was 12 when this guy took his last shower and some simple math will reveal that if I showered every single morning for twelve years then I'm looking at 4380 showers not counting leap years.... My oh my.  If someone asked you.. "When was the last time you showered?" And you responded with... "Counting Leap Years?"  There is a problem. 

The man's name is Dave Whitlock and aside from not showering for over twelve years let's take a look at some history of this fellow.  He is a chemical engineer and an M.I.T. Grad.

Now being a chemical engineer you would assume this guy is capable of cooking up something that could possibly keep him clean.  Well, he did.  He believes that showering strips the skin of healthy bacteria.

His product that he has created is called "Mother Dirt" which is made of live bacteria that keeps the body clean without the use of soap and water.  He is selling this stuff on his website and a small bottle is almost fifty dollars so we are assuming this works.  I wish Billy Mays was still with us to try this out in a twelve year long infomercial.  God Bless You Billy.

So check this guy out.  He is alive and well however there is no word on how he smells or if he uses simple toiletries such as deodorant or body spray.