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Why Is Jason Aldean Stalking Me?

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I didn’t really know how to address this, but it’s time to let everyone know… Jason Aldean is stalking me. Seriously y’all, it’s a problem. It’s been going on for several months now and I’m not sure how to deal with it.

Sure, it’s not the worst thing that could happen. I mean, those jeans are pretty nice ;) But, it’s happening at night and it’s getting out of control.

I’m a dreamer and it appears that Mr. Aldean is the soundtrack to my dreams. (Y’all didn’t think I was actually lucky enough for him to be stalking me in real life did you?!?) Every dream that I have, scary, romantic, funny, is always accompanied by an Aldean song. Throughout my dreams, there’s always a Jason Aldean song playing (and, he’s always there in a corner somewhere performing live)… ALWAYS!

What the heck does that mean?!? Do I secretly love him? Are we destined to be together? Will I have some type of significant interaction with him at some point in my life? Do I just listen to so much music during the day because of work that it follows me in my dreams? Who knows… And, let me say that I don’t hate it. I’m an Aldean fan, so I don’t mind that he’s my constant dream mix-tape.

This week I’ve had three dreams that I’ve remembered and Jason was in all three. (Along with another gentleman that I know in real life and would appreciate that he either call me or get out of my head! Ugh… Men.) Should I start sending small monthly payments to Jason? I feel kinda bad for getting all of these performances for free, you know? It’s a pretty big chunk of change to book him for a show, ha!

Well, I still don’t know why I dreaming about him, but it could be worse, right?!? So, Jason if you’re reading this, (who am I kidding, he’ll never see this, ha!) I love that you are my turntable. Please continue to serenade me, no matter if I’m on a date with Aaron Rodgers or chasing serial killers with the cast of ‘Criminal Minds’. And, if you want to show up one day in real life, that’ll be just fine too!

 

 

 

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