ChatGPT Roasted WBKR and We're Still Feeling the Burn

I'm sure you've seen the trend floating around social media of asking ChatGPT to "roast" a family photo. The AI Chatbot simulates a human conversation and apparently also moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Well, I asked my robot friend to work their magic on my friends and me.

I think this is a great photo of Barb, Chad, Spencer, and me, but ChatGPT does not feel the same...

ChatGPT Grabs a Mic and Roasts WBKR Into Next Week

"First off, this whole photo looks like a 'Coming This Fall on CBS promo shot for a show called 'Bridge People: Small Town, Big Problems.”

Y’all lined up like a very wholesome biker gang that never actually learned how to ride motorcycles.
The bridge in the background is doing all the heavy lifting to keep this picture from collapsing under the weight of pure "awkward family Christmas card" energy.
Starting left (Barb Birgy):
- She’s rocking that leather jacket like she’s about to roll up to a PTA meeting and throw hands if Karen brings up the bake sale drama again.
- Her smile says “I'm friendly!” but her jacket says “I know where the bodies are buried.”
  My guy next to her (Chad):
  - Bro is giving strong "local brewery tour guide who just discovered stand-up comedy" vibes.
  - He’s dressed like he’s ready for literally any situation — except maybe fashion emergencies.
  - That "I'm just happy to be here" smile is so bright it could probably power a small portion of the bridge behind him.
    Then HER (M-Kat):
    - She's out here looking like the main character in a Hallmark movie called “Leather, Laughter, and Love by the River.”
    - That pose? That’s the universal stance for “I just roasted everyone here and I’ll do it again with a smile.”
    - Jacket slightly open just enough to say: “Yeah, I brought the sass AND the snacks.”
      And Big Fella on the right (Spencer):
      - He looks like he was promised there would be barbecue and zero photos and now he’s just surviving.
      - Rocking that maroon sweater like he’s one bad decision away from becoming a regional Cracker Barrel manager.
      - His energy is pure “I’m just waiting for someone to say we can go eat.”
        
        This is 100% the cast photo of a fake Netflix docuseries called “Murder on the Mississippi: But Mostly Just Vibes.”

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WBKR Gets Burned: ChatGPT Shows No Mercy

I also asked ChatGPT to just roast the station in general. Here are our new taglines:

"WBKR: Proof that 'Anyone can have a microphone' was NOT a challenge."
"Listening to WBKR is like microwaving a fork — chaotic, dangerous, and somehow still hilarious."
"They call it 'hot country' because the station's been on fire since ChatGPT showed up."
"Some radio stations break news. WBKR breaks eardrums and dreams."
"You know WBKR’s slogan is 'We’re Always Country'? Yeah, and apparently allergic to rhythm too."
"Tuning into WBKR is like a box of chocolates... if all the chocolates were expired and sang off-key."
"Their playlist isn’t the only thing stuck on repeat — so are their bad decisions."
"WBKR: Come for the country hits, stay because you accidentally dropped your phone in a pond."
"If WBKR had a mascot, it would be a tumbleweed wearing a cowboy hat and quietly weeping."