Will Dunk Tank Propel Me Into ‘Dunk Hall of Fame?’ [VIDEO]

Okay, so there is no "Dunk Hall of Fame." Not officially, anyway. Nope, I just made it up.

Why?

Because I will enter the dunk tank tonight at the Daviess County Relay for Life at Diamond Lake.

I've never done it before and am looking forward to it. You know, it occurs to me that if the "Dunk Hall of Fame" is my creation, I should have no problem becoming a member like these others:

MICHAEL JORDAN

He could dunk from anywhere on the floor. In fact, here are, at the very least, 10 impressive Jordan slams:

BLAKE GRIFFIN

Here's a guy who, despite being surrounded by some of the most over-the-top revelry I have ever seen, was still able to focus enough to dunk over a CAR:

ANTHONY DAVIS

Had to include this guy, right?

Very impressive! Oh, I almost forgot...Dunkin' Donuts and Duncan Hines.

Okay, that last one's a stretch, but, again, this is my Hall of Fame. Here's hoping I make it!

See you tonight!