Chad and Angel made yet another trip to PCB and left Barb, a.k.a Jan Brady, behind. I'm sure this is how the car ride went. And, yes this does make me feel better! 

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Yes, something does stink.

"All day long at work I hear how great Angel is at this or how wonderful Angel did that! Angel, Angel, Angel!" Sometimes I just want to sling a football at her nose so she can feel my pain. But, then she'd just run to Chad and whine, "oh, my nose!" Drama. Drama. Drama.

Nobody puts Barbie in a corner. Do you remember when they left me behind in the Spring? This happened and they didn't learn any lessons!

Sooooo......this is what I was thinking, when they put up a Facebook live video, on their way to the Holiday Inn Resort in Panama City Beach. You know I'm right!

Angel: Hey Chad. I really feel bad leaving Jan, I mean Barb behind again. We aren't even to Beaver Dam yet, so I think we should turn around and pick her up. What do you think?

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Chad: Yeah. I'm just not sure. 'She's Pretty Good at Drinkin' Beer'. I mean she has a warm heart, but she always has a 'Cold One' in her hands. Yes, both of them contain 'Alcohol' at the same time. She'll 'Pop a Top' and do lots of 'Day Drinking' and ......she'll 'Drink to That All Night'.

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Chad: 'The More She Drinks', she'll get sloppy, she'll pee in the pool and sing karaoke songs....poorly. I mean, 'Beer Never Broke Her Heart', unless the fridge is empty. She'll 'Tip it on Back' like 'It's Five O'clock Somewhere'. That girl has a 'Drinkin' Problem' and is in a whole different "Drinkin' Class'.

I mean... I even saw her 'Drunk on a Plane' once, and got to witness her doing 'Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo'. After that she drank 'Two Pina Coladas'. I'm telling you, she was 'Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound'.

Just 'Chug-a-Lug'. Go on a 'Beer Run' and 'Drink a Beer' in a 'Red Solo Cup'. Or, have a 'Straight Tequila Night'. We want no part of it. 'Goodbye Earl'.

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Angel: HaHaHaHa. You're right. Have you ever seen her 'Drunk at a Bar'? I swear, 'Any Ole' Barstool' will do. 'Hey Bartender', Set Em' Up, Joe' and 'Fix Me a Drink'. Lawd. We know what 'Tequila' does. It makes 'Her Clothes Fall Off'. She gets 'All Jacked Up'.

That girl is a hot mess. Joe step on it!

Chad: Bye, Bye, Bye.

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Chad: "What's up, Doc?" I want to sing a song. Want to Hare it?

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Angel: What? First let me get the Hare outta your ear!!

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Chad: “She may be an angel who spends all winter, bringin’ the homeless blankets and dinner, a regular Nobel Peace Prize winner, but I really hate her. I’ll think of a reason later.” 'Oh, I remember. She's a freakin' lush.

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Angel: You ARE Brilliant. I mean the voice of an angel. Ha Ha....That's my name! I'm Angel. Get it? Angel.

Barb: Hey guys? I'm drowning. Anybody? Anybody? This is what "a Jan" feels like! Moral of the story. Don't be a Jan!!

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****DISCLAIMER: We're all great friends and love each other. This is all in good fun!

 Here's the actual video. I may have been a little off!