![Ready or Not, Here Comes Jelly Belly Sparkling Water](http://townsquare.media/site/76/files/2020/01/jelly-belly.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Ready or Not, Here Comes Jelly Belly Sparkling Water
I thought I might be at a crossroads here, but maybe not. You see, I cannot stand jellybeans. I just don't like jelly candy, period.
But TEXTURE won't play a part in Jelly Belly Sparkling Water, so maybe I'm good to go.
I said "crossroads" because I really like flavored sparkling water. I think it's helped me lose weight getting used to it, which I am.
The flavors that the Joffer Beverage Company announced are what you might expect in flavored sparkling water: grapefruit, French vanilla (sounds awesome), watermelon, lemon lime, orange sherbet, cherry, pina colada, and tangerine.
Sounds good.
Now, imagine if we were also getting licorice, buttered popcorn, chocolate pudding, or--wait for it--Tobasco.
Or even worse (yes, worse than Tobasco), those deliberately gross, gimmicky flavors like booger, soap, earthworm, earwax.
Joffer knew where to draw the line and we're thankful. I got tricked into eating a few of the disgusting ones one time.
I've never run to a trash can so fast in my life.
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