UK’s Anthony Davis Files Unibrow Trademark

"Fear the Brow" and "Bow to the Brow" are now off limits on anything you might try to sell. And while you're at it, you might as well scrap the idea of growing a unibrow and profiting from it. Anthony Davis has spoken.

The University of Kentucky superstar and overnight legend decided that the unique facial feature and subsequent fan slogans had become such a trademark that it was in his and his family's best interest to corner the market and file it as one.

And, as you might have guessed, he's scotched any notion that he might one day pick up a razor endorsement.

I'm not entirely surprised that this has happened. I even speculated during the tournament--and was kidding at the time--that he'll probably get that brow trademarked.

And now, here we are.

A brow you might fear.

A brow you might bow to.

Just don't make any money off of it.