Where is the Closest Place to Vacation Naked? [PHOTOS]

Are you planning your next vacation adventure? Do you hate packing? At these vacation destinations, all you need is a toothbrush and a smile. Come on. I know you've thought about it at least once!

Have you always wanted to take a sexy vacation at a clothing-optional or nude resort? Well, pack that sunscreen, grab some towels, that must-have insect repellent, a good book and some party tunes. Sunglasses and a summer hat are a bonus. Doesn't sunbathing in the buff at the beach sound like fun? No clothes cops to spoil the fun. It's time to take a Vacation Naked Road Trip!

The Fern Hills Club Campground is a retreat to get away from it all. You can camp, swim, enjoy outdoor sports, picnic and grill. Just don't cook any bacon naked and be careful lighting the campfire. The retreat is surrounded by a 75 acre hardwood forest, so it's a perfect place to get naked and relax. In the last weekend of June, there's a big Rock Naked Clothes-Free Music Festival. It's just a short 2 1/2 hour drive up I-69 N in Bloomington, IN.

Just take I-64 E for a short 3 hour drive, and the only thing you'll need to wear is a smile. You can hike, fish, relax and skinnydip in the pool at Drakes Ridge Rustic Nudist Retreat in beautiful Bennington, IN. I wouldn't recommend playing with the wild animals. You could get some serious scratches in places you’d rather not, if you no what I mean. Plan to spend your 4th of July with a few of your naked friends. There will be nights of fireworks, a parade, a duck race and more. Just don't get too close to the fireworks. Seems like a very bad idea!

It's the 60th Anniversary of the Sunshower Country Club in beautiful Centerville, IN. It's time to celebrate with miniature golf, dancing, music, swimming, water volleyball and more great fun. I hope no jousting, flag football, dodgeball or playing darts will be part of the sports fun. I'm still on the fence about golf! July 25th thru the 28th, 2019 there will be the 18th Annual Bare Butts Bike Rally. Not sure about riding a motorcycle naked, but what do I know. This resort is a little bit further. You'd take I-69 N for about 4 hours to get to the destination.

Plan to have the experience of your life when you vacation at Rock Haven Lodge, in the Tennessee woodlands. Nude recreation at it's finest. Plan your naked vacation over the Labor Day Weekend and celebrate Rock Haven Lodge’s 50th Anniversary. Take I-65 S about 3 hours and you'll be in Murfreesboro, TN. Enjoy swimming, the hot tub and exploring, but be sure to watch out for the ticks and the bees. I should have added neosporin to the list of items to pack.

So what do you think? Would you frolic on vacation while naked? I honestly couldn't do it. I don't even like to show cleavage, so I think it would be an easy answer for me. When I watch the television show "Dating Naked", the contestants make it look so comfortable. My personality screams non-modest, but my appearance is modest for sure. How about you?