What's the best part of the Kentucky Derby? The hats? The horse racing? The glasses filled with cold, cold whiskey? We couldn't decide, so we put some hats on some horses to help us figure it out. It didn't help. We'll make up our mind tomorrow when the race is over.

She stole this hat off Ivana Trump's head.

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The kids can do it to y'all.

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This is a horse, wearing horses on its head. Think about it.

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Can horses eat cheese?  Only one way to find out. (Ask somebody who knows.)

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Is this is the cover for a Dixie Chicks album? Because it should be.

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Oh you fancy, huh?

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What? What do you wear when you traipse through a field of flowers?

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This horse has excellent posture.

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This horse knows how to party.

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Talk derby to ME, horse!

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