I've heard about these weird little sects of people (mostly young people) sprinkled throughout the country who drink blood. Gross and dangerous, yes, but this IS the land of the free. Hey, they even have a vampire support page. I've heard of conditions that cause sensitivity to sunlight. And I'm sure there are folks whose canines are a little long--I'm talkin' teeth, not dogs. But these are people with physiological oddities, health issues, or just plain bizarre hobbies. THEY ARE NOT VAMPIRES!