If you are John Rich, right about now you need to be pulling your cellular out of your big old fur coat and calling 911! On last night's episode of Celebrity Apprentice, Star Jones (who I like to now refer to as "Satan's Sister") made a very interesting and personal admission. She LOVES her some John Rich! And, the girl ain't even playin'! Given the fact that this show has made me a huge fan of John Rich and I now consider us to be friends, I feel like, as his new BFF, I owe him some advice. Use your short little legs, brother man, and head for the hills!! Pronto!!!!! Star Jones, like crack, is WHACK!