Does anyone know if it's safe to put a Band-Aid directly on your eyeballs?  I need to.  Immediately!  I was thumbing through my TMZ app on my phone this afternoon and saw a headline about Patricia Krentcil, a.k.a. Tan Mom.  Well, brace yourselves, she has released a new single called "It's Tan Mom."  Okay, who even knew she was trying to be a singer?  And I stress the word "trying!"  Not only has she released a song that seriously made me want to ram an ice pick into my ears canals, she has also released an official video for the song.  Shield your retinas.  Try not to sprain a cornea!  And enjoy . . .

Now, who's with me here?  I truly think that Tan Mom closely resembles a California Raisin, but she sure doesn't sing like one!