Over 14 million people have watched this clip on YouTube.  Somehow, I missed it.  Check this out.  It's footage of what is believed to be the world's longest snake.  WATCH!!

I am not going to lie.  When Roxianne the Receptionist showed me this video last week, I jumped across the lobby of the radio station.  I was immediately reminded of the Reptile House at the San Diego Zoo (a.k.a. my personal hell on Earth).  When I lived in California, I had an annual membership to the zoo and went often.  The Reptile House was full of just wretched creatures like two-headed snakes and these short, little stubby snakes called Puff Adders.    Here's a little sampler platter I found on YouTube . . .

Okay, I am going to quit writing.  I have completely freaked myself out.  I am sitting here typing this and I have my feet up off the floor of my house.  Snakes freak me out and all I can hear in my head right now is the voice of Samuel L. Jackson dropping bombs like he did in Snakes on a Plane!