THE WORST OPENING CREDITS FOR A TV SHOW EVER!!! Everyone knows that I absolutely HATE clowns.  That doesn't stop anyone from posting horrible pictures on my Facebook timeline, sending me Pennywise memes, or sending me short videos featuring demonic clowns with fangs.  Well, guess what?  I am fighting back.  I just saw the opening title sequence for American Horror Story: Freak Show and it is bloody awful.  After I slightly soiled myself, I decided that I should share this video and force it upon YOU!

Now, I routinely get made fun of for being a 42-year-old man who's afraid of clowns.  But, I see something like this main title sequence and I ask myself, "How could anyone NOT be afraid of clowns.  They are abominations of Biblical proportions."  if you don't believe me, watch this!  It's horrifying!!

American Horror Story: Freak Show begins tonight on FX.  I will be watching . . . curled up in the fetal position and praying for Thursday!