Uh no!  Absolutely freaking not.  Ya'll know that I am terrified of clowns.  So, imagine my surprise (and Simon Cowell's) when a clown showed up to audition for the latest season of America's Got Talent.  And this clown, Richie the Barber Circus Clown, actually tattooed his clown face on!  Yes, it's permanent.  And, yes, it's horrifying!!  And, yes, I'm going to need a therapist to cope with this crap.

That, my friends, is what I call an abomination.  That, my friends, is why I needed a Xanax at roughly 9:45pm last night.  That, my friends, is my kryptonite.

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