When I was about 7, I had a friend who took Karate lessons in Hartford, and of course, I thought I would take lessons too. Alas, I never did. Um, what you are about to watch, I think I made the right call 30 years ago


Special thanks to Cydney Payne for trying to teach me kata. And thanks to Cydney's Mom, whom I thought was going to drop the camera from laughing too hard.

UPDATE: Cydney is now a freshman at Daviess County High School, I know right?! As for me, I'm still perfecting my crane technique in the hopes I'll be "the best around" #KarateKidJokes.

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