Dear Lord!! This maybe the worst collection of photos I have ever seen in my life! My friend Carol Grant, because she's the devil, posted this horrifying list to my personal Facebook page. It's Ranker's list of the 50 Reasons Kids Have Always Hated Clowns. Seriously, if a clown has ever nestled up against you and asked you to squeeze his nose, if a clown has ever poked you in the ear with a rubber chicken, if a clown has ever popped out of your shower drain and screamed, "They all die down here, Georgie!" This is the list for you.