This video was loaded in 2006, but it's just now hitting "viral" status. I think, but can't be sure, that this dog was featured on that Animal Planet show where sad and clueless pet owners let their dogs and cats have the run of the house and "just don't know what to do."

Regardless, this was caught via hidden camera and is an entertaining watch. However, if you are a J.C. Penney's employee, please turn away. You've been doing this sort of thing far too often.

The rest of you? Enjoy.