Moon Discovers Diet to Lose Nearly 4,000 Calories Per Week – Anyone Can Do It
Just discovered this great new way to diet. And, YOU can do it. Here are 7 helpful tips (wish there'd be 8) along with how many weekly calories you'll drop.
Write down what you eat. (145)
This enables the mind to absorb the calories your body normally would.
During TV commercials get up and move around. (215)
This works especially well when high-caloric food is advertised. Your feet take the calories and everyone knows feet don't get fat.
Always take the stairs. (315)
Climb three flights of stairs each day. You won't be able to breathe. Thus, you eat less.
Pack your own lunch. (25)
When you pack your own food the calories are lower than if someone else prepares your lunch.
Walk anywhere that is less than a mile. (195)
In Owensboro, that's almost anywhere. Let's all stop driving and walk.
Don't eat high calorie foods. (1,000!)
Duh.
Get plenty of rest (2,000)
The more you sleep, the less likely you are to eat.
And, finally ... April Fool!
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