I'll just tell you right now what my answer to that question is.  "Oh, hell to the no!"  I follow INSIDER on Twitter and was thumbing through my feed over the weekend and stumbled across this.  The Wholeness Center near Valley Cottage, New York offers snake massages.  No, I'm not kidding!  Check this out.

Now, I am not going to lie.  When I saw this particular INSIDER post, the voice in my head turned into Samuel L. Jackson's from Snakes on a Plane.  Clearly, I can't print what Samuel L. Jackson says in that movie, but if you're familiar with the dialogue you can just imagine in.  Except, replace the world "plane" with the words "my face" and you have exactly how I feel about this.

Now, here's my question!  Would you get a snake massage?


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