In case you haven't figured this out . . . Jaclyn is, for all practical purposes, a dumb blonde. Of course, she's naturally a brunette, so I suppose it's fair to say she's a dumb brunette who aspires to be a dumb blonde. Tuesday morning, she went to the restroom at The Grand Ole Opry and was "attacked" by an automatic toilet. In her words . . . "it had a very aggressive premature automatic flush and it flushed three times before I had my pants off!" Apparently, the gravitational pull of the toilet bowl was so strong, it yanked Jaclyn's sunglasses off her head and into the bowl. (Sidebar: As I am typing this, Jaclyn just walked up and said to me, "You wanna know why I don't wear rompers?" To which I replied, "Jaclyn, I don't know what rompers are.) And . . . now we're back to the story. Picture it. Nashville. June 7th, 2011. Jaclyn's sunglasses are floating in a public toilet. Check that! According to the midday genius, the sunglasses were being sucked and swirled into the depths of the bowl hole.